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18+ means you're an idiot

[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.

[x] You have jumped out/off of a moving vehicle.

[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed out loud, then people gave you weird looks.

[ ] You have ran into a tree.

[ ] It Is possible to lick your elbow

[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.

[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.

[x] You just tried to sing them.

[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen

[x] You have choked on your own spit.

[ ] You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.

[ ] You didn't notice that in the last question "the" was spelled twice

[ ] You just looked at it

[ ] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.

[x] People have called you slow.

[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire

[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.

[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

[x] You've fallen asleep in class (sorta )

[x] sometimes you just stop thinking.

[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about

[ ] People shake their heads and walk away from you.

[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice"

[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.

[ ] You have eaten a bug.

[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important

[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it

[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, hair or pocket.

[ ] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you.

[ ] You break a lot of things.

[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you

[ ] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused

[ ] You have fallen out of your chair before

[ ] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

[x] The word "umm" is used many times a day.

Heh, I got 14, guess I'm not an idiot
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